I'll Stab You!: The Spork Multi-Purpose Tool

If there's one thing I love, it's huffing spraypaint at Home Depot a good multie- purpose tool. And now there's one shaped like a spork. What all can it do? Oh I don't know -- besides CUT THROUGH HUMAN BONE! Just kidding.

The Eat'N Tool was invented by NYC designer Liong Mah. While it looks like a spork at first glance, it's really so much more. It's also a bottle opener, perfect for popping open a brewski at the end of a long day of hiking. It's a screwdriver for quick fixes to your equipment or a pry tip for opening canisters. It also includes three metric wrench reliefs (10 mm, 8 mm, 6 mm), and a carabiner.

In Honor Of The 4th: Pizza, The American Way

In honor of celebrating America's independence yesterday and my being released from jail without having to spend the entire night (4 AM), here's a pizza made the American way. What's the American way? Try two McDonalds cheeseburgers, an order of nuggets and a box of fries, all covered in a delicious layer of melted cheese. Pfft, and you thought the hotdogs you grilled yesterday were good. Your taste buds don't know shit about deliciousness! Hello? Who is this? My heart? Haha, what do you mean you're attacking? Attacking wha-- GAAAH!!

Hit the jump for a photo-tutorial of the pizza-making process, along with a mandatory shot of the pizza with a firearm (U-S-A!).

Geekologie

Bored.

I am soooo bored and there is nothing to do @ my house... Or maybe... I could watch Tru Blood... Thats a PERFECT idea!!!!! Talk to you l8er i might tell you what the show was about right now i am on Series 2 episode 3 or 4 idk I hope sukki is ok!!

(Its been meh fave series since The Pacific ended)

Uh oh... Invisible sharks????

Because sharks aren't scary enough, apparently some of them can appear invisible while underwater. Awesome, I'm never showering again.

Not scared yet? Well, one of the invisible shark species is nicknamed the phantom hunter of the fjords.

The real name of the phantom hunter is Etmopterus spinax, or velvet belly lantern shark, which lives in the deep waters of the northeastern Atlantic Ocean. According to a study published in the Journal of Experimental Marine Biology and Ecology, the shark becomes invisible by regulating the photophores underneath its body. This makes their belly glow matching the light of the sun above them, as filtered by the sea. As a result, preys or predators looking from under them are not able to see them.

[Thanks to Justin, who once punched a shark in the nose and called it a tuna. Ooooh -- that's cold!]

thanks to geekologie

Awesome Business Card!!

This is an incredibly clever business Card put together by Melvin, a self proclaimed "hacker, entrepreneur, and all around mischief maker." The picks can be easily removed from the card and are actually functional as lock picks. Kind of puts my business card to shame. And by business card, I mean the used napkins I keep in my pocket with my name written on them. I'm a professional!

-thanks to Geeklogie!!!

Youtubers!!

Okay, so, in case you havent noticed, im a MAJOR youtuber. And for those of you who dont know all the GREAT (not EPIC) Youtubers, I will give you a list:
ShanedawsonTV

Annoying Orange

iJustine

Shay Carl!

These people are AWESOME!! (Not Epic)

EPIC.

EPIC. Its obviously an EPIC word for you. It was cool at first, but now some people overuse that word. Here is a script I came up with:
Phone: "Ring Ring"

I will then answer the phone.

Me: "Hello?"

Friend: "Hey have you watched that EPIC movie yet? It was so EPIC."

Me: "Umm..."
Friend: "The Outfit I wore to that EPIC movie last night was EPIC! It was the most EPIC shirt I ever owned. It was an EPIC color."

I will then hang up the phone.

You know what im saying? Leave me a comment below telling me what you think of the word epic or if one of you epic friends says epic too much. Oh no! Now im epicly saying the word Epic!